Oh, I wanna do some kicking! Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob Squarepants. Brittany Morgan, National Writer's Society2. [Patrick pulls out a cherry pie from his back] Where did you get that? SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry, Patrick, I can't. Patrick: No way, SpongeBob. So long. Please leave a message after the beep. Mr. Krabs is in there, standing at the concession, plotting his oppresssion! Patrick: You can't move back in with your parents. [Patrick has accidentally received an award of Spongebob's in the mail]. That's downright ridiculous. Squidward: [ To Krabs. ] SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready! SpongeBob SquarePants: Nothing but the freshest, your ghostliness. Mr. Krabs: As you know, profits are way down this month. Could that have been an unrequested sound-off? I have no talent. You got six. In fact, there are 13 words you should never use. Here is a guide … Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Well, get out of there. Patrick: That's his maniac shriek! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs? Lord Royal Highness: [laughing] If there's one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it's a healthy dose of dark humour! Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teaming with life. That means you, Squidward. SpongeBob: Give me one good reason why I can't stay! Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, Of all the crazy schemes. [hyperventilates] And stop calling me President! Mr. Krabs: That's the silliest thing I ever heard! Alright what was it? Atomic Flounder: What? You think you are worthy of being the royal fry cook? SpongeBob SquarePants: I didn't know Squidward had hay fever. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr... Tentacles, is it? I meant... good for your soul. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Punch yourself in the face. Squidward: Enough! Ricky Gervais: All I'm saying is, why is he wearing pants? Acting school wasn't a waste of time or money, Dad! Painting, Kids: Ready? I'm not through here! One, I hate you. Squidward: No, SpongeBob. I went to college! SpongeBob SquarePants: That was this weekend? [Takes off his head, shakes it, and puts it back on]. I used to have a kidney stone. SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow, Patrick. Now we say "coral", as in "That nose job is so coral.". [Squidward is trying to start a marching band]. Squidward: [Spongebob and Squidward are sharing the same body] Sandy, that's got to get us separated! And I want kissy-kissy on MY boo-boo! SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready to party! [Points to a logo of an acorn on her suit]. What is it! SpongeBob SquarePants: [screams] OVERTIME? Patrick: [on phone] Hello, Animal Control? It's even better when those around you understand the references and shoot a Spongebob quote right back at you (greatest feeling ever). I see him! Narrator: For SpongeBob SquarePants, every day is a holiday, even if he has to make one up. [pointing at a picture] This guy's so rich he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool! Squidward: SpongeBob, will you cut that out? You must really like me! If that was you on the phone, and you on the bus... then who was flickering the lights? Jim: Well, Krabs, it looks like you got yourself another sucker. That's the fifth time today! Sandy Cheeks: Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain. I saw a guy go in, and he was bald. Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [Looking at his look-alike] Well, you got me there. [Patrick's eyes big and he talks in a goofy voice] May I take your hat, sir? SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps. Squidward Tentacles: Well, I don't! Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Then I bet you've never used a queen jellyfish call before. SpongeBob SquarePants: A stick in the sand. With Dee Bradley Baker, Clancy Brown, Rodger Bumpass, Mary Jo Catlett. [Spongebob reacts nervously and starts twitching] Hey SpongeBob how come you're all twitchy like that? Sergeant Roderick: Affirmative, but before you can learn to drive, you must first learn to crawl, then you can learn to walk, and then to run. Plankton: You know, Karen, sometimes I wonder if you're here to help me or to make me feel two inches tall. [the present turns out to be rubber boots] I mean, dad, you really shouldn't have! The Flying Dutchman: Davy Jones works out a lot. Squidward Tentacles: Oh, Brother. *Yes! SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's see what's in my to-do list.